soultheunicorn
New Member
I'm pretty dayum smexy, and I have a magical armadillo named Nigel that can fly. He likes fish.
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Post by soultheunicorn on Sept 9, 2013 0:02:06 GMT
Hi, I'm a magical horse midget thing from outer space. I WAS superadmin thingamajig, but I got mysteriously demoted or something. I am a nice horse midget thing with magical weed growing from my eyelids. If it helps, I've been admin for 2 TTT's servers and have only been demoted and permabanned twice for insulting the owner. (Who was being a dumb whore) I am a nice piece of Cuddles and I treat everyone fairly. According to some of my friends I'm laid back, or something. My favorite color is blue and I still believe that I can fly, although everyone has told me otherwise. I own a weed farm in Alabama where I serve the local druggee midgets. I have a successful career and a doctorit in sharpening pencils. I have been held hostage by 5 different people, and have kidnapped my best friend Ernie before. I was born in 'Murica and have gone to McDonalds approximately 432.4 times. My IQ is 436 and I have a pet armadillo named Nigel that can fly. I'm pretty damn sexy, if it helps. One time I blinded my neighbors with my magic. They all died. So... Yeah, hope you love me and feel an immediate bond and realize I am your last option of survival.
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Post by Gooby on Sept 9, 2013 0:04:45 GMT
xD I am loving you right now. I vote yes.
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Post by rainmaker101 on Sept 9, 2013 0:52:09 GMT
Yes, but you still owe me internet points.
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Post by vorpal on Sept 9, 2013 3:46:07 GMT
Im worried that the forums might crash from awesomeness
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Post by Cap'n Crunch on Sept 9, 2013 7:34:14 GMT
Awesome application but we have too many people as staff. No new elections until someone inactive is demoted.
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